A letter to the Boss
One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary
$$Dear Bo
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.. I think you$hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including$weat and $ervice to your company
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$ pond $oon
Your$ $incerely
Marian $hih
How the Boss may reply for a salary increase request
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet
NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists areNOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After theNOvember presidential elections things may turn bad
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean
رئیسا رو هیچ جور نمیشه قانع کرد بلکه همیشه یه جوابی ( البته از روی رذالت نه از روی مدیریت ) .
این یه چرخه پایان ناپذیره که همیشه کارگر از کارفرما شاکی و کارفرما از کارگر. یا لااقل تجربه کاری ما تو شرکت ها همیشه اینجوری بوده.